i need some batteries. oh, and a job, too, please.

i've decided that i need to gain like 300 pounds so i won't be cold anymore. (sorry jason. just think of it this way, i'll have enormous tits.)let's see, it's been a couple days since i wrote, what have i accomplished?thursday: nothing.friday: nada.saturday: zip.sunday: zero.today: keeping the streak going strong so far. who wants to make a bet as to whether or not i can keep it up?ok, so that isn't quite right. i went grocery shopping and "cooked" which made me feel way too domestic.i have been a cranky bitch lately. i blame it on the cold weather. this girl was not made for temperatures below 80.i got jason to watch nearly all of the lord of the rings movies. i also managed to survive, even though my extensive commentary bugs the shit out of most people.saturday i got to meet the infamous maggio and archer. unfortunately, i didn't know they were coming over, and the shithole looked like a couple of tornados had been through. ACK!saturday night was classless degenerate night, which i had really been looking forward to. unfortunately, once everybody got to saff's house they didn't want to leave, so we never made it to the other party even though it was right around the corner. it was a good time, although i feel like i must have frenched a semi - sio, todd, and i were dancing on the table and todd lost his balance and both he and sio fell on me. not too fun, and some asshole was giving me shit about being too drunk. i wasn't at that point, but yes, after that i kinda got a little out of control. (hey, i had to do something about my headache!) whenever i go out again after taking a break i end up going hog wild and being utterly obnoxious. this time, i was running around with a bottle of jaeger. whoopsies.oh, and the most exciting thing is that i KICKED ASS playing beer pong. it's kind of sad how accomplished that makes me feel.walking home saturday was NOT FUN.sunday afternoon went back to lyndsey's to borrow her snow shovel to get jason's car out. (i had never shoveled snow before, so i got kind of excited for about 5 seconds. jason just laughed at my ineffectiveness and grabbed the shovel back. i felt like an ass.) and then the damn thing wouldn't start. (i felt pretty guilty about it since i was kinda sorta hoping it wouldn't. damn CGS never leaves me alone.) retreated to uno's for pizza skins and got seated right by the door so we got snow on us every time the door was opened. never going back to that uno's again. i think they hate me, because one time i accidentally said "moooooooo" right as the fat manager walked by our table, even though i was referring to my cheeseburger. seriously.went back to the shithole and watched yet more of the lord of the rings. had a funny dream about jason and his car and his workboots. (long story short, i dreamed his car worked, yada yada yada, the end.) which turned out to be a prophetic dream because it actually started this morning.i don't know what else to write. there is nothing to do besides go outside and i just don't consider that an option at all. oh wait, uhm...i still have just about a million fake tattoos all over me.i guess i'm done. what next?